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A list of photorealistic flattenings in television commercials. To be considered a photorealistic flattening, the subject must appear to be an actual human being before, during, and after the flattening process. In other words, these are what flattenings would look like “in real life.”

1980s

Kool-Aid/KB Toys Sweepstakes
Date Aired: 1980s
Country: United States
Summary: -

Rice Krispies Cereal - Makes a Mom Feel Perfect
Date Aired: June 1989
Country: United States
Summary: A mother is trying to decide what kind of cereal to give her kids. She complains, “When I give them what I want them to have, I feel like a meanie,” and then turns into a witch. “When I give in to what they want,” she continues, “I feel like a pushover.” She is shocked to see a steamroller suddenly bearing down on her. After it passes, she is flattened on the tile floor. Ultimately she gives them Rice Krispies and turns into a fairy. Video

1990s

Sodalicious Fruit Snacks - Feeling Flat
Date Aired: 1991
Country: United States
Summary: Four kids who are literally “feeling flat” restore their third dimension by eating Sodalicious. Video

Super Nintendo F-Zero
Date Aired: August 1991
Country: United States
Summary: Video

Certs Extra Flavor
Date Aired: 1992
Country: United States
Summary: -

Kool-Aid
Date Aired: 1993
Country: United States
Summary: -

Triples Cereal - One-Dimensional
Date Aired: November 1993
Country: United States
Summary: -

Salon Selectives - Cookie Cutter
Date Aired: ca. 1996
Country: United States
Summary: -

AMD - Flatzone
Date Aired: September 1998
Country: United States
Summary: In this AMD commercial, directed by Michel Gondry, people are kidnapped by the “2D PC Police” and are then crushed under a giant press. The heroine must dodge through crowds of flattened people in order to evade the police, stop the press, and restore the world to 3D. Video

2000s

Eggo Waffles - Can’t Go There
Date Aired: ca. 2002
Country: United States
Summary: -

Typhoo - Office and Painter
Date Aired: April 2002
Country: United Kingdom
Summary: -

Toyota RAV4 - Deflate
Date Aired: 2003
Country: United States
Summary: -

Breathe Right Nasal Strips - Flatheads
Date Aired: March 2003
Country: United States
Summary: -

Smith’s Crisps - Flatworld
Date Aired: March 2004
Country: Australia
Summary: A man is surprised to see that everyone around him is two-dimensional. At the end of the commercial, it is revealed that he is flat as well, as he slips through a grate. Video

Mountain Dew - Animated
Date Aired: August 2004
Country: United States
Summary: -

Panasonic D-Snap AS30
Date Aired: November 2004
Country: Japan
Summary: -

ONDCP - Flat
Date Aired: November 2005
Country: United States
Summary: -

Rogers Motorola RAZR V3
Date Aired: November 2005
Country: Canada
Summary: -

Canadian Cystic Fibrosis Foundation - Laundry Room
Date Aired: 2006
Country: Canada
Summary: -

Chlor-Mint - Elevator
Date Aired: May 2006
Country: India
Summary: A young woman named Pappi is crushed into a poster by a renegade elevator.

Patos Critos - 3.Boyut
Date Aired: August 2006
Country: Turkey
Summary: -

Miller - Peel Away
Date Aired: September 2006
Country: United States
Summary: -

Sunsilk Anti-Flat
Date Aired: December 2006
Country: United States
Summary: -

Playstation Buzz Junior Robojam
Date Aired: 2007
Country: United Kingdom
Summary: -

Color-Splitz
Date Aired: May 2007
Country: United States
Summary: Three flat children suddenly become 3D while coloring with fancy markers.

T-Mobile - Quatsch dich leer or Deutschland quatscht sich leer
Date Aired: May 2007
Country: Germany
Summary: -

Subaru - Peel Out
Date Aired: August 2007
Country: United States
Summary: -

Fernet Stock - I muzi mají své dny
Date Aired: October 2007
Country: Czech Republic
Summary: -

Denver 50 Book - Dimension
Date Aired: December 2007
Country: United States
Summary: -

Vodafone - Fold
Date Aired: July 2008
Country: United States
Summary: -

Heyah Równa Taryfa - Walec Wyrównalec
Date Aired: October 2008
Country: Poland
Summary: A woman driving a steamroller flattens a man.

Halls - Elevator
Date Aired: November 2008
Country: United States
Summary: -

Wind Winter Collection 2008
Date Aired: December 2008
Country: Italy
Summary: Vanessa Incontrada is squished by a giant dinosaur. Giorgio Panariello peels her off the floor.

Chuck ‘1D’ Superbowl Promo
Date Aired: February 2009
Country: United States
Summary: -

2010s

Sony 3D TV
Date Aired: June 2010
Country: United States
Summary: - Justin Timberlake and Peyton Manning

Green Dot - Rinse, Fold, and Stack Him, Mr. Perfect
Date Aired: March 2010
Country: Norway
Summary: -

PC

  • Battle Chess (1988) - When the rook (a monster) checkmates the king, he pounds the king flat, then picks him up and lets him slowly float to earth. Also, the rook crushes the knight into a helmet with feet, and pounds the pawn into a little round metal ball.
  • Theme Hospital (1997) - In the opening sequence, a nurse is flattened behind a door.

Nintendo

Super Nintendo

  • Super Mario Kart

Nintendo 64

  • Mario Kart 64
  • Conker’s Bad Fur Day(certain enemies can squish your character flat when they jump on him)

Wii

  • Mario Kart Wii

Playstation

  • Pocket Fighter
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